Cloning your dog – who does that? Barbra Streisand apparently. I didn’t even know it was a thing until I read her article about it in the New York Times a few weeks ago. Obviously, seeing the headline, I had to know more. Could it be that someone else in the world loves their pet(s) to […]
Warning: at the end of this blog post, there will be a video of an EXTREME BOOTY WORKOUT. My husband will be doing it. I will be training him. Please watch it and send condolences – he’s gonna need it. ________________________________ My husband Chris has a great booty. I won’t say it’s the only reason […]
Our kids are millennials. Ipso facto, this blog post is dedicated to them, as so many of them are. Let’s start with some of the more obvious suggestions… Don’t eat Tide Pods. It’s kind of like drinking bleach & sniffing Pam – a REALLY bad idea. Try not to succumb to peer pressure. This is […]
The short answer: don’t die. I mean, that’s just logical. Every other tip you’ll get is hit or miss. All joking aside, there are no real guarantees, though there are a few things that have helped my husband and I stay together for almost thirty years. I can’t say what may happen tomorrow. He works […]
First let me say that I love all animals big and small. I have a not-so-secret desire to live on a hobby farm with cats, dogs, goats, horses, pigs, donkeys, etc. Just ask my husband. He’s heard me beg. Problem is, he wants the opposite – to live in a penthouse apartment, no responsibilities, no fucking […]
I am proud to be Canadian. On the whole, we are a kind, compassionate, accepting, sexy, and yes, sometimes overly apologetic group of people. I did say sexy. Ryan Gosling. Rachel McAdams. Ryan Reynolds. Drake. Michael Buble. Shania Twain. Pamela Anderson. Don’t make me name about a hundred more individuals, most of whom will be complete strangers […]
Yes, I grew up in the 70’s. What was your first clue? My house was the quintessential example of 1970’s living, and the decor was hideous. We had it all – the shag carpet, the eight-bulbed “I look a bit like a tree but I’m not” lamp, the plants in macrame hangers that we actually […]
